Psychology is a complex and extremely effective science, if it is good to own its subtleties. In modern enterprises, in firms, offices, there are entire departments whose duty – given how neuronchiki run back and forth, hang on the wide consumer noodles on the ears in a wide range. They are called marketing departments, which means from ancient Indian means "Stupid white people culturally “fucked” each other".
Words today "Street Riding" have some absolutely amazing, almost magical meaning. Solid, respected people, masters of their craft, successful businessmen, housewives, adolescents, pathologists and car mechanic – all, as one, freeze, looking at luxurious cars, sparkling with glare of lamers and mirrors, observing how the bluish flames of burning flames burst out of exhaust pipesnitrogen, killing units in six months, sigh enviously, escorting his eyes looking up from the place of the car. Well, at all times the people demanded two things: bread and spectacles. If the first did not have changed for many centuries, the peacock feathers quickly lost their relevance. Street races – this is the new original dish of mass pop culture. Meet the next representative of this entertain – L.A. Rush, A game with large ambitions, dashing name and powerful PR support in the background.
How do you call a yacht.
. So she will drown. Midway Studios Newcastle She provided her project with a fantastic advertising campaign: the magazine stripes were full of bright, full -format posters, banners on game sites winked invitingly, advising "Take it" L.A. Rush On the fact of its exit, observers scattered compliments in numerous previews. However, despite the competent promotion, it was almost immediately clear that special competition Need for Speed Los Angeles Voyage will not be.
The wretched and underdeveloped graphic engine was not able to give out any acceptable picture. No rendering, no ritual dances with "Photoshop" Casinoly Casino revisione Not pulled out L.A. Rush From the pit that her developers dug up to her.
Another craft on the fashionable topic of street races? Absolutely true.
Drug Racing.
From a rapid departure into an uncontrolled skid, the game unexpectedly saves one circumstance: on "racing" The front unconditionally reigns lull, until the next part of the NFS timid competitors, grunting, throw Hand-Made market trays, which does not apply for a long life in the bowels of your hard drives, Lada Racing Club, Leaving on hot asphalt stripes of burnt rubber, she drove off to tartarara. L.A. Rush deserved our attention with you only because he appeared in "Successful" time. Ever-membered cancer from the old proverbs old-tone for the N-hazaty time became fish on Braybie.
So, for the first we have a plot seasoned with sharp sauce today "In 60 seconds". The developers did not start the fool and simply licked him with NFS: Most Wanted. Street racer Triks suffering, contrary to the canons of the genre, a complete lack of charisma, fell into a discharge: a certain banditto stole the gentle beloved cars of our ward and does not return them to the legal owner. Steve them back? What, this is a way out! The dedicated Generalerian rushes into the abyss of the plot, like a real rescuer on the beach, and gradually rises higher and higher, taking turns taking away his "wheels" The wools are smaller. If you have not yet hit the bright memories, it means that you missed Most Wanted, or I extremely poorly reproduced the meaning of the brilliant narrative of not the first freshness.
But after the first trip, nostalgia will take care of you. The game is simply crowded with recognizable elements. But this is by no means a compliment, because this is not about the dear to the heart of each old gamer to the past games, but about the stolen spare parts collected in a single "Chat-Valyai"-Mechanism by chisel and fork. The plot served through the kutza and ragged likeness of the videos came to stay from the first Underground, a huge city illuminated by lanterns and advertising shields – from the second, new competitions and areas of the city, which are opened with the completion of certain races – from there, from NFS.
The tracks should be devoted to a separate and thorough conversation. I understand that the development of developers for the pacifier for the fact that in racing toys the tracks are partly similar to each other. This is quite normal, since the road is the road. However, c L.A. Rush Your attention will not be borrowed, but the search for pieces of tracks, which you already had the happiness of seeing somewhere. It creates a bad impression that in Midway Studios Newcastle took a selection of the most successful roads created by gam designers, and, armed with scissors, quickly cut their template for themselves.
But Los Angeles does not deserve complaints. The city is really huge, although, of course, there are many less than the original. There is where to walk the racer-spray.
I am glad that the developers have not forgotten about what, in fact, all are bought "race" – About cars. There are full of them here, good and different, and most importantly – licensed. Breaks the nameless skew of uncertain origin is not at all like crashing into an opponent into some Subaru Impreza.
What street races without total tuning? Very mediocre, like L.A. Rush, For example. Yes, yes, here we are forbidden to configure the appearance of the car for themselves. Instead, in West Coast Customs workshops, a set has been prepared "skins" and body kit, and do not believe it, suitable "Skek" For your car, not you choose, but the staff of the workshop. Sad.
Unnecessary beauty.
The graphics engine of the game has already been awarded from us unkind words. We’ll have to kick again, due to the complete inconsistency of the standards of 2006 and its miserable possibilities. Lighting? I really want to say "Nestless", but it will be fundamentally wrong, because there is no lighting in principle. Just an example: headlights Do not shine. Chrome surfaces with crazy reflections and amazing glare? Not on your nelly. Cars – dull boxes painted with matte paint on the very glass. Detailization of damage? Well, if the placers of triangles, squares and others "particles" In the clash and a net of cracks on glasses similar to those that some caring owners glue, so that they do not hijacked the iron horse, can be considered details, then, probably, yes.
The physics is equally nightmare. Cars do not obey the steering wheel, move off the highway on their own initiative, and they didn’t hear about deep manageable drifts here. Newton would be very upset.
Final comments:
L.A. Rush – the game is mediocre, boring and ugly. Gentlemen developers, we ask tearfully, stop endlessly milking the theme of street races. Oddly enough, a worthy product in the appropriate entourage can only be made by remarkable talent. And talent is a real shortage in our difficult time.
Plot: Well, by golly, can you call a parable about the stolen cars plot?
Graphics: extremely bad. Separate disadvantages can still be attributed to the console heritage, but only developers are responsible for the general failure level.
Sound and music: nothing outstanding, play a background role.
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